Vestal Mastication T-Shirt Vestal Mastication Front and Back

Vestal Mastication T-Shirt

From the new "Hail Satan" line of shirts, this shirt is sure to provoke both terror and laughter from those around you!

Featuring an image of a nun chewing and blowing bubble gum, "Vestal Mastication" appears below the artwork. On the back it features, in tall bold letters, "Not Today Jesus."

Truly, the darkest, and most unholy shirt in many a wardrobe!

$30.00

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